Sure, you can use your nifty Trader Joe's grocery bags to wrap your gifts this year. But if you want to jazz it up a little, check out some of these quirky wrapping papers that prove that what's on the outside can be as fun as what's on the inside.
If you leave these under the tree too early, you might find the puzzle completed long before Santa comes. Don't blame them if they complete the crossword without opening the gift first. $5 per set, Pam Lostracco on Etsy.com

Bloomin.com
For the eco-conscious on Santa's nice list, give them a gift wrapped in a gift with this plantable seed paper that will bloom within weeks! Plantable gift wrap ensures they'll be thinking about you long after the snow melts! Bloomin.com

Perfect for the blended or non-denominational celebration, this wrapping isn't as bland as its message. You can't get much more. $5.99, ThinkGeek.com

nineteenseventythree.com
Wrap your gift in this paper, then wrap it in another box wrapped in this paper, then wrap that in yet another, bigger box wrapped in this paper, then.... well, you get it. Nesting dolls are a great way to decorate your nest! $4, nineteenseventythree.com

ThinkGeek
Prove you're a hero (not a zero) to the lovable geek in your life with this binary paper sure to score a 10. $5.99, ThinkGeek.com

ThinkGeek
Bacon's not just for breakfast. Caution: may distract Santa from the cookies. $3.99, ThinkGeek.com

Fast food is reinvented in this luxe wrapping set sure to make them ask you to super-size their gift. Sarah Fay and Justin Colt's Gift Couture — "a start-up creative and innovative wrapping paper company" — introduces the mouth-watering Cheeseburger set! Available for pre-order on Kickstarter
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People traditionally wrap Christmas gifts or birthday gifts. Since you don't have a euphaism that you use in place of birthday gifts stop using one in place of Christmas gifts. Otherwise don't bother your tiny PC robot brains over a special day of glittering lights, boozy eggnog and children's awe because you just don't get it. Or you do and you just want to make money off it from those who celebrate Christmas and those who don't. These euphamisms are insulting to Christmas.
Considering that Christmas traditions we celebrate today are blatantly ripped off from the old pagan religions, I don't really see the issue with people celebrating it or calling it whatever they want in the modern day. You don't own that glorious day off we ALL get in December. To some of us that use the word Christmas, it's only shorthand for "a good booze up and feast at which gifts are exchanged with beloved family members." The use of the word hardly means that someone gives a flying fig about your god. So, no, this isn't a PC issue, as those idiots think that a word changes everything. If anything, you're taking on a PC attitude, and the issue here is that you want to dictate to everyone how you think things should be. If you are so upset at MSNBC for not making Christmas all about you, then don't visit the site.
Quite frankly, we do get it. We get it how we want to, and it means what we want it to mean. It's not my business if you make it a religious holiday, and it's not your business if other people don't.
That said, the Matrix wrapping paper is awesome.
evilbeagle i couldnt have said it better myself!
charlie--you really need to read a bit more widely. Christmas, as it was originally celebrated by Christians, was a solemn holiday involving going to church and being, you know, solemn. In fact, there are still many Scots Presbyterians who refuse to "celebrate" Christmas, though they do celebrate New Years.
Yes, Christmas involves glittery lights (taken from the Romans who were celebrating their sun god on December 25), boozy eggnog (taken from the Saturnalia celebrations), and children's awe under the Christmas tree (taken from Teutonic worship of Odin but also from the Roman Saturnalia). It also involves mistletoe (taken from Druids).
If you read your Bible once in a while, you will see that there were shepherds tending their flocks by night--which means that it was not December. It was more likely spring, though it also could have been late summer. That all the people were told to return to their hometowns also indicates that it was not the middle of winter, as people would not travel at that time of year (food reserves were already strained). That Christians have so completely adopted pagan holidays that they can't even figure out that the Biblical story doesn't line up with the celebrations shows you that they are more wed to their commercialized celebration than to their Bibles.
Hate to break the news to you, buddy, but I am an old-fashioned, red-letter Christian, and I don't really appreciate you (or Rick Perry) foisting your faux piety on everyone as if you were the Christians and the rest of us are not. I think the wrapping paper is amusing--mostly because it calls attention to the fact that Christians have, in fact, forgotten the reason for the season. It is my opinion that you deserve the kick in the pants over it.
Thanks, viramo83, and bravo beanathome!